Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)
The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon.
In his very last hour in the oval office, now former President Joe Biden sat down with SNN Salvation Correspondent Reverend Doctor Bishop Sista Hellfyre N. Damnayshun for an exclusive interview. During that interview, Mr. Biden issued and signed an Executive Order pardoning Adam, Eve and the Snake in the Garden of Eden, thereby ending the specter of “Original Sin” as described in the Bible.
Mr. Biden decreed that, “The world will be a better place now that babies all over the world will no longer be born with Original Sin on their souls.”
Before he could finish the interview, Mr. Biden was informed of a legal challenge to the order from the International Brotherhood of Baptismal Engineers.
Breaking News
President Trump to hire 128,875 lawyers to handle the 3,462,651 legal challenges to Inauguration Day Executive Orders
SNN Words to Live By
“It doesn’t matter what winning looks like.” — NFL Player Patrick Mahomes.
“With great beauty comes great risks.” — Jesse Waters, Fox News.
“There is only taking in this world.” — Walter Lee Younger (Sidney Poitier) — A Raisin in the Sun, 1961 movie.
“Decency is a fine thing if you can afford it.” — Ben Taylor (Tim Ware), In the Heat of the Night, 1980’s TV series.
The Question
Which of the following football legends never played in the NFL? (Post your answer in the comments below!)
1. Red Grange
2. Crazylegs Hirsch
3. Knute Rockne
Answer to Last Question:
Q: “In a famous Three Stooges comedy Moe orders a meal of burnt toast and a rotten egg…why?”
A: “’Cuz I got a tapeworm and that’s good enough for it.”
