Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom.
MILK MONITOR: Back in the day, a young student who’s assigned the duty of handing out free milk in his classroom.
LITTLE DONNIE
Tommy, you buy Mary her milk.
TOMMY
What the…
DONNY
Tomorrow, Mary will buy you & Jimmy one.
MARY
What the…
PETE
We don’t pay for any milk – it’s free.
DONNY
Don’t you have to use the toilet?
PETE
No! I see a scam somewhere.
DONNY
What business is it of yours – I marked you absent.
PETE
I’m here, I tell you! Miss Blake!
DONNY
Nobody does ‘Milk Monitoring’ like I do – not Lincoln, Jefferson, FDS!
PETE
That’s FDR! You never read a book in your life!
DONNY
But I know how to put a Tariff on Milk!
SUSIE
Do you have Almond Milk?
DONNY
Aren’t you the spoiled brat!
SUSIE
Okay, I’ll take 1%.
DONNY
This is the 50’s – you’re lucky the bottle’s still sweating!
Donny walks over to the next aisle.
DONNY
Where you from?
EDDIE
California.
DONNY
You don’t get any!
CAROL
This paper straw doesn’t work!
DONNY
I have an assistant – you think I want to deal with Penny Stocks?
CAROL
Well, nothing comes out.
DONNY
When your Tatas grow up – you’ll do fine!
CAROL
Miss Blake!!
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