Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

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Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first!

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TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE DONNIE GAVE HIS MOTHER FOR HIS COOKIE JAR SLIGHT OF HAND!

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10.  C’MON, YOU NEED ME AS AN ‘ADVANCE MAN’ – THAT RAISEN IS MOVING!

  9.   NO, NO! THESE CRUMBS ON MY MOUTH ARE FROM YESTERDAY!

8.  THERE WERE 4 COOKIES IN THERE LAST NIGHT & THERE ARE 4 NOW!  OKAY, THERE’S A PICTURE OF A COOKIE!

7.  I’M WORKING ON A SCIENCE PROJECT FOR SCHOOL – “CHICKEN & MICE COOKIES”!

6.  THIS COOKIE? DON’T RUSH ME – I’M DECIDING WHICH OF THE 2 SEXES WOULD LIKE IT MORE!

5.  YOU CALL YOURSELF A HOUSEWIFE!  THESE ARE ‘STORE BOUGHT’!  SEE, I’M ALREADY A CRIDICK!

4.  IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!  I LIKE TO BREATHE ON THEM TO FREAK SIS OUT!

3.  YOU’RE RIGHT, MOM – THE TRUTH WILL SET ME FREE!  I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING & HERE I AM IN THE KITCHEN!  NEW PAJAMAS?

2.  YOU’RE A FANTASTIC BAKER MOM! I JUST LOVE YOUR THIN MINTS, SAMOAS & TAGALONGS!

OKAY, WHICH CORNER?

AND THE #1 EXCUSE LITTLE DONNIE GAVE HIS MOTHER WHEN SHE CAUGHT HIM WITH STICKY FINGERS…

‘MOM – YOU’RE FIRED!  MY FRIEND ELON…’

‘Donnie, you don’t have to say another word’!

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  5. Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

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