Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history!
When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 other times he pulled stuff out of his butt, rewriting history.
Yes, when Trump told Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy, “You should have never started it” and “You could have made a deal,” millions like me around the world said, “Wait a minute!” I mean WTF! haha
Here’s 9 more ridiculous Trump rewrites of history!
9. I changed my spelling to Trumpp way before Zelinskyy!
8. When I was a Stand-Up Comic I was the Headliner & Mr. Z introduced me!
7. There’s a method in my madness! I didn’t do anything about lowering high food prices on my first day when I saw this Breaking News:
Mayo Clinic: ‘EGGS ARE BAD FOR YOU!’ See, good thing I saved you!
6. I was born in a Log Cabin & split wood when I was 2! Okay 3!
5. Stormy Daniels? She’s our 4th in Bridge!
4. I never met Steve Bannon! Okay, maybe brought in my Coke!
3. In 2025, all new Babies born were named ‘Elon’ – girls too!
2. I hooked up the ‘Gulf of America’ to L.A.’s Fire House & thanks to me, they’ll never run out of water again!
And the #1 Trump re-write in history – I dated Mother Teresa!
- Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump - February 24, 2025
- ‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting! - February 18, 2025
- Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild - February 13, 2025
