Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’
Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, “It’s time to sign the Ukraine Rare Earth Minerals Agreement!” – what could go wrong? haha
Here’s 7 more deal breakers Trump’s asking for!
7. Your Cathedral! I’m playing ‘Monopoly’ with Putin on Tuesday!
6. Ukraine’s Helman Bohdon Khimeinytasky’s Hat! Shut up – I like it!
5. Your scenic ‘Natural Heritage Site’ for my new Golf Course! FORE!
4. Your recipe for Borscht!
3. Military Brown Suit like yours – but with a ‘Trap Door’ for emergencies!
2. The Key to your city & the Address to your ‘Rare Minerals’ location!
And the #1 thing Donald Trump is asking Zelenskyy for in his ‘Rare Mineral’s Deal at the White House…
‘YANA, from last time!’
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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