Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders.
Oh my, indeed. “Put them all together and you have one big pot of Sissy Stew,” according to a former CIA psychiatrist who was recently fired by Elon Musk’s DOGE initiative.
“My job was to root out government employees who exhibited signs of mental and social disorders and get them the help they need to treat their afflictions. So, believe me when I tell you that Narcississies, Supremasissies, and Psychosissies, make narcissists, supremacists, and psychopaths look like choirboys.
The thing about Sociosissy Syndrome, as we call it, is that unlike a normal sissy with characteristics including being easily frightened, weepy, wimpy, etc., these ‘Super Sissies’ are the exact opposite.
A Sociosissy is born when a normal sissy, say Elon Musk as a child, starts to fight back, sometimes with a vengeance. The pent-up anger from all those years of abuse turns a sissy hard, and when you have a hard-ass sissy, he eventually becomes a hard-ass Narcissist, who eventually becomes a Narcississy. Same with a Supremacist and a Psychopath. All BIG sissies. And for that, we all better get prepared for much more of the same strange and unbalanced behavior for the next four years.”
The doctor went on to explain how a normal sissy becomes a Psychosissy. “So, Psychosissies are almost identical to Narcississies. In fact, there is a case right now where a narcississy is exhibiting such self-absorbed and paranoid behavior, he has also taken on the traits of a psychosissy. He has been diagnosed as a Psychonarcisssissy.” The doctor then made an atomic bomb gesture putting her hands up toward her head and making a ‘ka-boom’ sound with her mouth.
In explaining a certain Supremasissy, the doctor believes she may have discovered an anomaly in the Sociosissy diagnosis. “Without naming names—because that would violate HIPPA rules—there is one exception to the normal sissy rule. That is when an actual bully hides his sissiness from everyone, only to ‘come out’ as a Supremasissy.”
“But wait, there is one more Sociosissy that has just recently been diagnosed as a Conspirasissy, possibly most dangerous of all the Sociosissies,” she said. She believes that an outbreak of Conspirassissy Syndrome may reach epidemic proportions within the next few months, “and,” she said “there is obviously no vaccine for this,” while under her breath muttering “thank goodness for small miracles. Whoever takes my place won’t have RFK, Jr. breathing down their neck.”
“And there you have it,” she concluded. That was that. But, as I walked away from the interview, I couldn’t help but wonder who else besides me thinks the whole Sissy thing is a joke?”
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