Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address.
I can report the 9 nixed ideas because I heard the heated debate for the one unified Democratic response to finally put Donald Trump in his place: The Paddle!
9. EVERYBODY hold up Trump’s Tighty Whities!
8. EVERYBODY hold up a sign that says: “What if a bomb drops on your head”?
7. EVERYBODY hold up a photo of Stormy Daniels! That’ll do it!
6. EVERYBODY put on a Funny Nose & Glasses when Trump tells us there are 150 year olds getting Social Security Checks!
5. EVERYBODY close our eyes & snore when Trump starts telling us he was saved by G-d to be President again when he was shot!
4. EVERYBODY stand up with your kids on your shoulders when Trump introduces Elon Musk! (Don’t forget to bring ’em)
3. EVERYBODY will do the ‘YMCA’ dance when House Speaker Mike Johnson shakes his head in toady agreement for the 100th time! Please wait for Sen. Chuck Schumer to flip the Hi-fi on!
2. EVERYBODY will give ‘The Middle Finger’ after Trump says because of the Tariffs, our economy will be a little rocky for us!
And the #1 Funky State of the Union Democratic Response idea that got axed…
A Vladimir Putin Impersonator stands among the Republicans & shouts to Trump, ‘Your Money is ready from ‘Fluff & Fold’!
Next time – they should just ask me! haha
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