Heckler Role Play by Melania Helped - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union!

TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His Thin Skin:

10. Bowl full of Jelly!

9. Without Shoe Lifts – Jockey!

8. Roaming Hands & Russian Fingers!

7. You need me – I braid nose hairs!

6. Our Pre-nup doesn’t have enough ‘Nup’!

5. Diaper Man says, lay off the Chimichangas’ or he quits!

4. How’s that ‘Mexico will pay for the Wall’ schtick?

3. Look at this Humor Times Headline: “Golf Nut Buries Wife & Puts Back Divot!”

I don’t know where they get their writers!

2. Last night sex – a 2! And, that’s with J.D. Vance cheering you on!

And Melania’s #1 role-play insult session the night before The State of the Union…

When it comes to my son & fruit of my loin cloth – you are NOT the Father!

TRUMP

That’s Loins, Loins! Immigrants are so funny!

For more laughs, check out “Dems Nixed Ideas: Who thought up the Friggin’ Paddles?“

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha