Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.”
Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday on alt-right stooge Larry Kudlow’s Fox Business News eponymously titled program. It was his third appearance since Trump took office, and this time he was there to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security, that wasteful program.
Musk declared unequivocally that there is exists in the Social Security system some $700 billion in waste. The owner of Trojan Condoms said that “Social Security is the greatest Ponzi scheme in the history of the world.”
“You got 16 million retirees over the age of 139, receiving their benefit checks,” Musk bellowed on air, “and this is waste, fraud and abuse at its worst.” The Tesla owner didn’t take issue with the existence of that number of elderly Americans, citing the advances of modern medicine, but noted that “Bobby Kennedy will soon put an end to that.”
What Musk did question was the propriety of “rewarding the old and feeble for protracting their miserable lives, far beyond their stage of productivity and usefulness.” Musk stated that seniors above the age of 70 should be subject to “mandatory euthanasia” and given a “dignified but inexpensive farewell.” NOTE: Musk has a proprietary interest in a firm which produces industrial-strength “ovens.”
According to Musk, waste and fraud in entitlement spending is rife and Social Security “is the one to eliminate.” Social Security, said the owner of SpaceX, “is the mechanism by which the Democrats attract and retain illegal immigrants.”
Musk noted that this scheme was in consonance with Democrats’ much-vilified “Great Replacement Theory,” whereby changes in the the political landscape are achieved by altering voter demographics.
Non-partisan watchdogs estimate that from the years 2015-2022, there occurred $71.8 billion in questionable payments, which represents <1% of benefits disbursed during that period. Musk claimed that the “so-called non-partisan watchdogs were in fact illegal aliens, over the age of 159 years, and they were lying through their teeth.”
Other Musk News: DOGE functionary Elon Musk, contacted in the men’s room at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, lashed out harshly at Sen. Mark Kelly (D. AZ), whom Musk characterized as “a traitor” for embarking on a fact-finding mission to Ukraine.
“Ukraine is yesterday’s news,” barked Musk, urinating vigorously, “and we’ve already pissed away $2 trillion dollars on that sink hole.” Shaking his very tiny penis, Musk backed away from the urinal and grinned. “I like to piss people off,” he said.
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