Musk Fires Inventors of Gov't Red Tape - Ted Holland, Humor Times

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Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades.

According to SNN DOGE reporter Pynke Slippe, among the many thousands of Government employees who have been let go by Elon Musk are the two most reviled employees: the men who created and maintain government red tape and bureaucratic bloat.

The men in question are Dr. Rigga Marole and Dr. Sameole Sameoleski, head of the US Government Department of BBBIT (Blah Blah Blah In Triplicate). Any request for anything from the government lands in this department, and is usually never seen or heard from again.

The duo began working for the government in the 1930’s, as interns in the US Department of Redundancy Department. They have created millions of miles of red tape since the 1940’s, resulting in a massive government slow-down.

There are rumors that the duo will be rehired to run the IRS.

Breaking Religious News

Artificial Ignorance Minister says that people born after 2030 will have digital souls

The world’s leading Artificial Ignorance Religion leader, Bishop Absolution Holywater of the Digital Gitova Temple, says that persons born after 2030 will have digital souls. “Your soul will be an app on your smart phone or a channel on your smart TV,” he explained.

Breaking Sex News

Space XXX to research sex in outer space: 72 porn stars to visit Mars and the Moon, action to be filmed.

SNN Words to Live By

“Don’t date outside your tax bracket.” — TV Judge Eboni K. Williams.

“Republicans have crazies, Democrats have ignorants.” — Jesse Watters, Fox News Channel.

“Copy that” — Everydamnbody on every damn TV cop show.

“Much learning is driving you mad.” — Festus, Acts 26:24.

The Question

What’s your all time favorite “One Hit Wonder” song? (Post your answer in the comments below!)

Author’s Pick: From 1962, “Oh My Angel” by Bertha Tillman.

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Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.