Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out!
March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea
Dear Mr. President,
Just so you know — this was not my idea. I’ve been chosen from a lottery of ‘Satirical Comedy Writers’ to send this to you & I lost. And, don’t take it personally — this is just a suggestion!
It’s so Easy Peasy – you could do it on your Lunch Hour!
All you have to do is sign your name — easier than driving a new Tesla with computers!
Give it a try!
1. Find a sheet of White House Letterhead paper from your top drawer. I’ll wait.
2. Put today’s date on the top & start typing!
Dear Mr. Secretary,
I hereby resign the office of President of the United States.
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
The Honorable Marco Rubio
The Secretary of State, Washington, D.C. 10500
3. Sign your name & you’re almost done.
4. Hand it to Susan Wiles your Chief of Staff you hired to take your pickle out of your cheeseburgers & other things!
5. Pat your Fake Dog for the very last time!
6. Give a High Five to Lincoln’s Bust & say ‘See ya at ‘Rushmore’!
7. Praise God nobody found out about you & Jeffrey Epstein yet!
8. Stop shillin’ & give your new Tesla to Charity!
9. Forgive all Comedy Writers & Late Show Comics during your double reign as they couldn’t have made your friggin’ sh__ up!
And #10. Don’t run-off with our Gov’t Pens — after all Elon’s pillaging, that’s all we got left!
