‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

Kennedy Center Honorees

The president named himself Chair, so he gets to pick the Kennedy Center Honorees.

Mark my words: The Trump personalized touch at the Kennedy Center will make our treasured ‘God Bless America’ sound like YMCA! In true Trump ego-driven fashion, the president named himself Chair of the whole Kennedy Center! Well, there goes the neighborhood! But don’t worry folks — I heard there’ll be hand-picked Kennedy Center Honorees. And, they’re all ready to go on when called!

  • Donnie Trump
  • D.J. Trump
  • Donald John Trump
  • D. Johnny Trump
  • Don Juan Trump
  • Diddy JJ Baby-Oil Trump
  • Humpty Drumpty Trump
  • Donatella Trump

If we look back at the level of star-studded honorees of the past, there’s a stark difference that can’t be denied.

For example — who remembers these spectacular nights?

1978  Marion Anderson, Fred Astaire, George Balanchine, Richard Rogers & Arthur Rubinstein!

1984  Lena Horne, Danny Kaye, Arthur Miller, Carlo Menotti & Isaac Stern!

2009  Mel Brooks, Dave Brubeck, Robert DeNiro, Grace Bumbry  & Bruce Springsteen!

And then we have 2025! 

A Singer, a Dancer, a Musician, a Comic, an Impersonator & a Puppet & you won’t know which night they’ll appear!

And LOOK – they already sent in their 8×10 Glossies!

 

Marilyn Sands
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