Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!

Americanization rejected

Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization!

If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze their asses off – it just would get easier to drive to Miami!  haha

I managed to get a good cross-section of Canadians for this survey after Trump‘s latest ultimatum pressure. 

Here’s what they had to say about the pluses of staying Canadian:

10.  Ginger Ale comes out of our faucets!  Hot.  Cold. Canada Dry!

9.  If you want an ice cube open your window!

8.  Frozen Sperm Bank Deposits & ‘Carrots & Peas’ have the same Expiration Date!

7.  Over here, sharing your Sleeping Bag is 1st Base!

6.  Chattering Teeth is a turn-on for Daters!

chattering teeth

  5.  Maple Syrup is not just a Pancake sopping treat – it’s a Beverage!

Americanization rejected

4.  Our Premier doesn’t Golf all day looking for a little white ball – we have a Black Ball!

3.  Okay, ‘Build-a-Bear’ is always a last resort!

2.  Is it our fault Canada’s bigger than America & Trump has a problem with inches?

And the #1 Reason Canadians want to stay Canadian…

Women don’t measure their mates member till Summer!

measuring tape

Marilyn Sands
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