Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies!
It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s right – disillusioned Trump voters are feeling a little Buyer’s Remorse.
TOP 13 FORTUNE COOKIE SAYINGS FROM DISILLUSIONED VOTERS:
13. If one bottle of Snake Oil is good – two bottles is even better?
12. If you get along with Dictators…you become a Dick!
11. ‘Kissing Ass Trump 2.0’ is just with new kissers!
10. If you must ride in a big plane…other things may not be as big!
9. If you dance all day to 4 Gay Guys & one’s an Indian…you couldn’t be homophobic!
8. You know you’re in a Cult if your husband wears a Red Tie on St. Patrick’s Day!
7. Someone who never shopped for food in his life should never say the word, ‘Groceries’!
6. If you now have a 104K – send your hate mail to: Pedro Navarro, P.O. Box 666, Gulf of America!
5. If you didn’t fire a guy who turned a Classified Chat Room into a Worldwide TNT Coffee Klatch…you need to be fired!
4. Just because you can’t spell ‘Narcissist‘…shouldn’t mean you can’t recognize one!
3. If your Vice President does it to a Couch…he’ll do it to anything!
2. If ‘The Couch Story’ isn’t true…why does he have Rug Burns?
And #1…If ‘The Rug Burns Story’ isn’t true…why does he…
Somebody stop me! haha
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