Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador!
We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong or right (in some circles). But here’s what else we’ve learned from the 2024 Presidential Election.
No matter what party you belong to we can all agree on these 3 Givens!
- No more Rich Candidates
- No more Electoral College
- No more Loooong Presidential Campaigns – 3 Months tops!
10 More Things We Learned from the 2024 Election
10. No new Nominee with the name starting with TR
9. If Nominee’s hero’s are Al Capone, Hannibal Lector & Ivan The Terrible, it’s time to change our underwear!
8. Nominee & wife’s foreplay shouldn’t start by kissing his ring!
7. Nominee’s Marriage License shouldn’t be signed with an Autopen!
6. No Nominee’s wife’s apron should say: ‘If Golf is your Mistress your Mattress is on the lawn’!
5. Nominee’s children should not be over 7 feet tall!
4. Nominee’s kids should never admit their allowances were paid in Rubles!
3. No friggin’ Nominee should be pitching ‘Borscht Slurpee’ ideas to Russia!
2. Nominee should have or had a dog in their life!
Oh, make that a Vegan Dog – Secret Service guys miss their left arms!
And, the #1 Thing Americans Learned From The 2024 Election…
Never consider a Nominee who might want to bury his mate in the Rose Garden & call it Pruning!
Oh, and after 2028 – check the lumps in their new cement paved-over Rose Garden area!
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