Song Parody: “Bridge Over Jersey Waters”
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided if you can’t beat them, join them. So he has written his own song parody, and is expected to perform it on the Jimmy Fallon Show Monday night, and it’s expected to outdo Jimmy’s recent parody with Bruce Springsteen. Here is a sneak preview of what you can expect.
Bridge Over Jersey Waters
(Sung to Bridge Over Troubled Waters — Simon and Garfunkel)
When I say back me
and you don’t
When my guys visit you
Don’t you slough them off
Come to my side
Or I’ll make it tough
to run your little town
There’s a bridge over Jersey waters
I will shut it down
There’s a bridge over Jersey waters
I will shut it down
When the Feds find out
What I did
I’ll lie my fool ass off
Blame it all on you
We’ll shred e-mails
And redact the rest,
Don’t put me to the test
There’s a bridge over Jersey waters
I will shut it down
There’s a bridge over Jersey waters
I will shut it down
Bet you’ll back me now
Bet you will
Cause you know Chris Christie
is headed for Capitol Hill
I’m gonna win
Yea come 2016
And if you don’t back me,
There’s a bridge over DC waters,
I will shut it down,
There’s a bridge over DC waters,
I will shut it down
In case you missed it, here’s the hilarious “Born to Run” song parody with Bruce Springsteen and “Bruce Springsteen,” performed recently on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
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