We still remember every word of Carole King’s songs. Don’t believe us? Just take this little quiz.
By Roz Warren and Janet GoldenCarole King is one of the defining voices of our generation. We grew up singing her hits, and her influence endures to this day. (Thereās even a smash musical, āBeautiful,” about King’s life, running on Broadway.) Decades after we first heard them, we still remember every word. Donāt believe us? Just take this — not entirely serious — little quiz.
I feel the earth move
1) after my Jello shots.
2) under my feet.
3) because Iām on the treadmill.
4) because I live in California.
It would be so fine to see your face
1) on a Wanted poster at the post office.
2) at my door
3) so Iād better schedule that cataract surgery Iāve been putting off.
You just call out my name and you know wherever I am, Iāll
1) Friend you on Face Book and follow you on Twitter.
2) come running to see you again.
3) disconnect the phone and hide under the bed.
Come on baby, do the ___ with me.
1) laundry
2) dishes
3) Sunday crossword
4) Loco-motion
Baby itās too late, though we really did try to
1) get away from the hustling crowds.
2) talk with a man with a shotgun in his hand.
3) make it.
Thereās room enough for two
1) more cats.
2) in my new Kia.
3) up on the roof.
Where you lead I will
1) sing harmony.
2) follow.
3) not follow, because I wasnāt born to follow.
4) find a paradise thatās trouble proof.
You make me feel like a natural
(1) disaster
(2) ingredient
(3) woman
Something tells me Iām Into something
1) illegal.
2) chocolate.
3) light and breezy.
4) good.
Youāve got a _____
1) lotta nerve.
2) refund from the IRS.
2) slipped disc.
4) friend.
Will you still love me ____
1) when Iām 64?
2) tomorrow?
3) after you see the dent I put in your car?
One Fine Day, youāre going to want me ____
1) for your girl.
2) for your bowling team.
3) to sell those old 45s on Ebay.
4) to go see āBeautifulā with you.
You aced it, right? Not only that, but youāre probably going to have Carole King’s music in your head for the rest of the day.
Youāre welcome.
(This piece first appeared on Zestnow.)
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