Sean Spicer's Job Resume Un-Redacted! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Sean Spicer
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C.
youcan’[email protected]

IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE

Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk!

LAST EMPLOYER

DonaldTrump.con

JOB TITLE

Excrement Handler!

WORK HISTORY

U.S. Navy. Press Secretary. Hide Nunes in the broom closet!

2 YEAR EXIT PLAN

Re-enlist or jump in the Potomac River!

EMOTIONAL STATUS

Pussy-whipped!

NICKNAMES

Artful Dodger. Spinach-in-Teeth. And, plain and simple!

BELIEFS

Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Vladimir Putin.

SPIRITUAL MANTRA

“Garbage in – Garbage out”.

OUTSIDE INTERESTS

Eating crow. Masturbation. Eating more crow!

EDUCATION

Used Car Salesman. Trump U. Clown College!

LANGUAGES

Stutter. Stammer. And, sometimes Forked Tongue!

LICENSES

Fishing, Ass-kissing and Comedic 7-day-wait!

MEMBERSHIP AFFILIATIONS

Shriners. Scientology-lite. Red Hat Society Ladies!

3 REFERENCES

Wife. Mother. Mailman!

SKILLS

Thinking on feet. Deleting Tweets. Microsoft Word!

SPECIAL SKILLS

Evading. Deflecting. Bobbing & Weaving.

Oh, and works well with children!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected]

Sean Spicer
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C.
youcan’[email protected]