Please Take Donald Trump's Phone - a Poem

Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone

Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone
Tell him we just want to be left alone
No more snide tweets in the thick of the night
Or vicious attacks that give us a fright

We want a prez who acts dignified
Not one who writes like his brain has been fried
Instead of tweetin’ whatever he’s thinkin’
He should be aping leaders like Lincoln

Governing’s hard, it wearies the best
Go bind up his thumbs, the man needs some rest
Four years is too long to keep up this shtick
We need a huuuge break, it’s making us sick

Without daily tweets life may be weak tea
Which is how us losers prefer it to be
Believe me silence would be a sweet tone
So please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone

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Rick Blum

Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.