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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin at the G20

First — sorry for the Title…

There’s been much speculation on where & when Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin will exchange glances at the G20 for the first time — I say, it’s already been scripted:

Tinkling piano bar in their hotel play “At Last” as Trump saunters over to Putin sitting pensively waiting for his hook up.

TRUMP

Are you KGBhavabigone?

PUTIN

On-line dating is so awkward, isn’t it?

TRUMP

What can I say — we were a 100% match.

PUTIN

You have nice eyes.

TRUMP

Thanks — but don’t let these small hands fool you.

PUTIN

No, I can see you’re happy to see me.

TRUMP

That’s exactly why I wore a shorter tie for you! About that Dossier…

PUTIN

BTW — Olga & Uma have been asking for you.

TRUMP

I don’t know any Olga & Uma.

PUTIN

Oh, yes you do — they never forget ‘Get off my Hair’!

TRUMP

I’m already campaigning for 2020 — what more do you want?

PUTIN

Can you get Pence on board?

TRUMP

He knows nothing & his comments prove it!

PUTIN

You mean he’s not interested in a little Russian Blini-Blini under the sheets like you do?

TRUMP

No, his wife runs a tight ship — right now, he’s looking for loop holes!

PUTIN

C’mon, let’s slip out — who could be watching us? My room is #333 & it’s not bugged — I promise you.

TRUMP

You know, I didn’t come with protec…I mean an agenda.

PUTIN

Good, that’s the way I like it!

TRUMP

Afterwards, I’ll be off the hook & we’ve settled the score?

PUTIN

No — in my country, we never settle score!

TRUMP

Well then — our play date is off! Where’s that old German broad — she couldn’t keep her hands off me in Italy!

PUTIN

I don’t think so. I listen-in to her country — she thinks you’re a rude boor!

TRUMP

Didn’t she ‘have work’?

PUTIN

I don’t know — but she did say Eva Brawn complained about the same thing, slapped his hand & only pretended to take that ‘goodbye’ pill!

TRUMP

Friends of Olga & Uma?

PUTIN

You & your History! I’m not touching that – I want you to get the last laugh!

PUTIN

Let’s go, boy!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha