Kickin' It: The Bucket List LIST - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list

MIKE PENCE
“Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card!

REINCE PRIEBUS
Scrabble Bag of Consonants!

SEAN SPICER
An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s!

KELLYANNE CONWAY
A Job that pays by The Word!

JARED KUSHNER
Cancel my LAST Wish!

PAUL MANAFORT
Russian-made KENMORE Dryer that folds & fluffs money!

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS
A “Soul & Lemonade Stand”! Conscience, Extra!

DONALD JR. & ERIC
New Passports under names — Uday & Qusay!

JAMES COMEY
Good Cop/Bad Cop Badge or Secret Height Reduction Procedure!

PAUL RYAN
A Backbone & a Plan B!

MICHAEL FLYNN
More Caviar in a Tux not Striped Pajamas!

DEVIN NUNES
A James Bond Beginner’s Box Set!

MITCH MCCONNELL
A Chin Reduction coupon or heck, just start over!

BARRON TRUMP
A little more chaos!

IVANKA TRUMP
5 years of Shrink Sessions with non-Jewish Doctor, please!

MELANIA TRUMP
Membership to Match.com or Plenty of Fish.Stinks @ The Head!

AND…DONALD TRUMP
I’m good!
Okay, a sexier Username: #erectDonald2020

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha