Always be closing… always be closing
“Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?”
“Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have another special though. A Bill just like that one — actually a better Bill.”
“Lindsey, pass around the Sweet Tea & tuck in your shirt — we’ve got company!”
“Is that your broken down… oops, sorry — Trade-in Bill I see in the Archives Lot?”
“Uh huh — what do you feel your Bill is worth? You don’t have any idea — good. I mean, let me ask you this…”
“If I could get you say 4 billion for your trade-in & 14 billion for the new Bill — would you be interested in taking that Bill home today?”
“You say the Bill has too many extras in it — you mean like Barron’s Braces, Melania’s Golf Lessons — the Wall?”
“I see you brought the little woman with you today.”
“How ya doin’ Ma’am — you look nice & cool today. What’s your name? Why, that’s my Mother’s name!”
“Why don’t you try the Bill out now. When you test it out — notice the new Bill smell!”
“The Sticker price means nothing — work with me!”
“But you gotta know — by the time we get that Bill here, get it detailed, inspected, completely altered; we’ve got hundreds in it already.”
“But, I’m telling you — with the Saturday buyers here tomorrow, that Bill will be gone in a matter of hours.”
“Listen folks, I’m within one Bill — your Bill of making the all-time quarterly sales high for the Republicans & a trip for me & the Mrs. to Mar-a-LEGO — our new Amusement Park!”
“Okay, because I like you — let me do this. Let’s see what we can take off.”
“Let me go back to the Oval to talk to my Vi — okay, somebody’s still there. Don’t go away!”
“Where’d they all go?”
“Damn, I was ready to throw in dipsticks, Mitch & Ryan!”
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