Feeling the ‘Mueller Squeeze’: Donald Trump goes on a last-gasp mission to romance Kim Jong-Un with a (promising) Bucket List…
10. TRY KIMCHI!
9. MEET OLD HEART THROB KIM NOVAK – NOT KOREAN, WHO CARES!
8. MAKE YOUR “GREAT SUCCESSOR” IDEA A TV HIT LIKE “Father Knows Best”!
7. WILL COOK KOREAN BBQ WITH THE WHOLE DAMN UN FAMILY!
6. MAKE ‘TANG DYNASTY’ BIGGER THAN ‘TROPICANA’!
5. PERSONALLY POLISH YOUR NUKES WITH AMERICA’S MAGICAL ‘TURTLE WAX’!
4. MAKE YOUR ‘RADIO JAMMING’ AS BIG AS DICK CLARK’S “American Bandstand”!
3. STORMY WILL PULL G-STRINGS TO GET YOU ON “Dancing with the Stars”!
2. WILL BRAVELY RUN INTO SCHOOL’S GUNFIRE & WILL DEFINITELY MEET YOU – on Skype!
And, #1 on my Gimme Kimme Bucket List…
CHANGE MY NAME TO LONG DONG JONG-TRUMP!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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