On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

A hotel telemarketer catches ‘Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth’ in another weak moment.

After a special appearance on Sean Hannity’s Cable TV Show, Rudy Giuliani & his wife enjoy a quiet evening at home when the telephone rings.

Rudy runs to the phone on the kitchen table.

RUDY

Got it, honey.

RUDY

Yes, we stayed there once – good Gravy!

RUDY

Hey, we’d love to go again with a discount, of course.

RUDY

My Password – sure. ‘Bamboozled’.

RUDY

You’re welcome.

RUDY

Social? 331-31-3331

RUDY

You’re Italian too – Goomba, right?

‘Leave the gun, take the Cannoli’…ha ha

I love that line.

MRS. GIULIANI

Not again, Rudy!

RUDY

My Mother’s Maiden name? Petrucci. Two c’s.

RUDY

You saw me on TV today – yeah, they make you feel right at home on Fox News. I didn’t even have to prepare.

RUDY

What? Oh, he pops a Propecia twice a day, why?

RUDY

So, we’re all set up to get that big discount?

RUDY

Hello? Hello? Honey, he hung up before I gave him my 1st Dog’s name!

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