Sleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity

The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity?

“GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.”

New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News anchor Sean Hannity like to chat on the phone before bedtime & their last conversation definitely bears it out…

SEANY HANNITY

What are you doing?

DONNY TRUMP

Arranging my fries in order to size & sauce ratio.

SEANY

What are you wearing?

DONNY

It’s ‘Come as you are’ tonight.

SEANY

What was it last night?

DONNY

Chastity Belt Special.

SEANY

Every night is a surprise, huh?

SEANY

Well, when she’s in the room it is.

SEANY

Jared looked really good at the Jerusalem Embassy – you must be proud.

DONNY

All he needs is a Clearance.

SEANY

No rush, right – he could bring peace to the region blindfolded.

DONNY

Bibi owes me.

SEANY

Maybe a Corned Beef on Rye?

DONNY

With Russian Dressing. (Wink, Wink)

SEANY

I didn’t know!

DONNY

You didn’t know anything when Guiliani was with you either.

SEANY

I’m getting sleepy.

DONNY

No, I get to hang up on you! I’m getting sleepy!

SEANY

Talk again tomorrow night, right?

DONNY

I get the last word. Goodnight Mueller!

SEANY

He’s listening?

DONNY

You putz – next time call Pence – he doesn’t know anything either!

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