‘POTUS’ acronym meanings under the current White House occupant
Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you, is ‘POTUS’ — the initials standing for ‘President Of The United States.’ Due to our present feckless leader there have come about other definitions of the term as well, some (or most) of them not so nice, just as is our President-Select. Here is a partial list of them (other countries have come up with their own also colorful variations and, as yet mercifully untranslated, versions):
Presidentially Outraging The United States
Preposterously Outsmarting only The Unsuspecting and the Stupid
Purposely Ousting The Underlings Shamelessly
Presuming Ostentatiously to be The Ultimate Statesman
a Portent Of Things Unholy and Sacrilegious
Possibly the Original Terminator for the whole United States.
Presumed Oracle of the True Unwashed job Slaves.
Predestining Our Talents to Unending Servitude
Preparing Ourselves for The Unannounced Slide downwards
Patronizing Only The Unrepentantly Stylish
Posturing Outrageously for The Unsung work Slaves
Putin Owned Treasonous Under-trained Spy
Pre-humorously Ordained The Ultimate political Suicide-bomber
Possessing the most Outlandish Title and Undeserved Status
Perhaps the Only Term the Utter fool will Serve
Precisely the most Officious Tyrant we have Unleashed Since Cheney
Presiding Onerously over we Tiny Underling Serfs
Politically Obnoxious Tinkerer Undermining our System
Pretentiously an Oracle of Tremendously Undeserved Status
Posturing Ox-like Through Uncharted Seas
Presumptuously Obliterating The Unwritten Sense of decency.
Preposterously Ornate Tediously Undeserving Scuzbag
Precursing Oblivion To make Us Submissive
Performs Officially better when Taken Under Supervision
Potty Orificed Tedious Uncouth Serpent
President Othello Trump- the Ultimate Stalinist
Potential Originator of The Upending Slide
Pretentious Orangatangial Terminally Unrepentant Slimeball
Presiding Over A Tumbling Out-of-control Side-show
Perhaps an Omen of The Untimely national Suicide
Pretending to Officially Triumph over Underdeveloped States
Preparing the Outsiders for Tenaciously Unbelievable Sacrifice
Perchance Only a Talented Uber Showman
Putin’s Own Titan of Unmatched Stupidity
Post-humorously realized to Obviously be The Unbearable Simpleton
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