The real reason the military parade was canceled
Trump’s Military Parade
Trump dreamt of troops in his parade,
Saluting him from each brigade.
Since he did defer–
His wound a bone spur,
It was a Draft Dodger’s Charade.
The hero that’s true was Mc Cain
Who suffered through torture and pain.
“There was pain on my part–
Had to use a golf cart,”
Trump complained of the golf course terrain.
The parade was Trump’s loud horn to toot,
With a twenty-one gun salute.
But what gave him a scare?
If his past they’re aware,
Which direction would they all shoot?
Still pomp had so great an appeal,
He was willing to make a deal.
So that he could sit
And not chance a hit,
He’d borrow the pope’s pope mobile.
Yet more fears this plan did evoke
Of Powers that he could provoke.
As merely a touch
of crosses and such,
He’d dissolve in a big puff of smoke.
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