Black Comedy Spoof: 'Weekend at bin Bernie's'

Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi”

& the missing pieces of Khashoggi

Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, but when I heard Trump say, “It certainly looks like Khashoggi’s dead,” I knew it was time to send in the clowns!

Actually, it didn’t take long for Secretary of State Mike Pompeo & Donald Trump to cook up a scheme to prolong the disappearance of the missing Journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Turkey & I knew the world would thank me some day for the kitschy parody.

Yes, ever since Trump uttered the laughable ‘Rogue Killers‘ explanation they had to come up with something that would give the Saudis more time for their story.

MIKE POMPEO

Hold him up, Mr. President.

DONALD TRUMP

I can’t, I have ‘Proclamation Elbow!’

POMPEO

Yes, you will; this was your nutty idea.

TRUMP

If Mueller ever finds out, I’m toast.

POMPEO

Don’t worry, he doesn’t watch the news. Where we going with him?

TRUMP

To show Melania.

POMPEO

Are you crazy?

TRUMP

She has the hiccups & I’ll scare her!

POMPEO

He lost a shoe.

TRUMP

Take the other one off; he’ll look drunk.

POMPEO

No, give him both your shoes & you go barefoot.

TRUMP

Nobody has ever seen me without shoes.

POMPEO

It’ll make you look humble.

TRUMP

Hello Ma’am – we’re just walking our buddy home from O’Kavanaugh’s.

OLD LADY

Aren’t you…

TRUMP

No, I don’t have any ties to the Saudis.

POMPEO

Would you stop saying that; I’m starting to believe you!

TRUMP

We’re here; drop him on Lincoln’s Bed.

POMPEO

Security hardly noticed; what’s the deal?

TRUMP

I’ve been bringing homeless guys here every night this week to get away with this!

POMPEO

Obama wouldn’t be that smart!

TRUMP

Care for some Hummus?

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha