Through osmosis (or a chemical imbalance), Actor Alec Baldwin once again proved he channeled Donald Trump too well.
And just like Trump, a consummate actor, Alec Baldwin lived his role and took it to the streets of New York.
“Starting a fight over a parking space is child’s play,” said Lookie-Loo Trump in his chauffeured limo sipping a diet coke in a crystal wine glass.
“He does a lousy me & he’s stopping frigin’ traffic.”
“Run over his foot, Mr. President?”
“Why not, he’s failing anyhow. And, don’t stop; I don’t want him to see our license plate. That was fun — now where is sissy Stephen Colbert this fine morning?”
“Sir, I think that’s enough mayhem – anyway, he’s going on ‘Live’ on Election Night.”
“Okay then, where’d they park that gloriously decorated ‘White Trump Bomb Van‘ — I feel like a little celebratory self-abuse is in order, if you know what I mean.”
“It’s somewhere under a blue tarp.”
“All the better, I didn’t bring my sunscreen!”
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