'Wag the Dog' - Trump's Halftime Entertainment

When in doubt, start a war!

I hate to brag, but my two dogs have a sixth sense about the inner impulses of our president, even before we do, and they’ve been talking…

NoCollusion

It’s wag the dog time, isn’t it?

DirtonHillaryIloveit

Yep, Iran’s in the barrel this time, wouldn’t you say?

NoCo

Right. Canada wouldn’t have had the same impact!

Dirton

Well, wouldn’t you start a war: Son’s up a creek – possibly squeal for a book contract!

NoCo

Heard he already has ‘the runs’.

Dirton

Senior?

NoCo

No, Jared!

Dirton

And, well he should – he’s our point man in Iran!

NoCo

Heard our owner wants to interview all the countries leaders who are still standing after Trump’s term.

Dirton

Slim pickin’s, huh?

NoCo

Armageddon!

Dirton

G-d bless you – you comin’ down with something?

NoCo

No, but just in case; I socked away some treats in our End-of-the-World kit with the Spam.

Dirton

Not so quick. Our owner already has an escape plan & I’m going with her!

NoCo

What about me?

Dirton

Collateral Collusion!

NoCo

But, I won’t have anyone to talk Politics!

Dirton

No worries! When President Harris pushes her VP’s hands away – you’ll always find someone to share your Kibble with!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha