The Top 10 changes I’ll make – also known as my “Earthquake Resolutions”:
Having a wake-up call like a couple of earthquakes in California has given me a new perspective, and while waiting for the other shoe to drop, here are the Top 10 changes I’ll make – my “Earthquake Resolutions”:
10. Have that Cheesecake!
9. Don’t buy Green Bananas!
8. Get Fries with that! And everything!
7. Get a United Van Lines Quote!
6. Don’t sleep in the nude anymore!
5. You know – Making Your Bed is so overrated!
4. Un-organize my Sock Drawer!
3. Change Religions – this one’s not working!
2. Thank Trump for his Service!
And #1 What the heck – sleep with that ugly guy on the Dating Site!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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