With the help of Margaret Mitchell’s actual dialogue from her Civil War book & movie “Gone With The Wind”!
After much talk about a Civil War over ‘The Ukraine Phone Call,’ our 45th President gathered all his White House stragglers into his bedroom to go over maneuvers – from muskets to Javelins!
“War! War! War! This war talk’s spoiling all the fun at every party this spring.”
“I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin babies!”
“I’ve always had a weakness for lost causes once they’re really lost!”
“I’m very drunk & I intend on getting drunker before this evening’s done!”
“Frankly, my dear – I don’t give a damn!”
“You can’t show your bosom before 3 o’Clock!”
And besides, “This is one night you’re not turning me out!”
“You should be kissed & often – by someone who knows how!”
“Well, Fiddle dee dee!”
“I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn’t something left in life of charm & grace.”
“As G-d is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!”
‘Who invited you?’ DT
‘Sweet Tea?’
‘What are you doing here, Coffee Boy?’ DT
“Land is the only thing in the world that amounts to anything – for ’tis the only thing that lasts.”
“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing badly!”
“Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?”
“I’ll hate you till I die. I can’t think of anything bad enough to call you!”
‘Get a grip Pence & watch out for the Tire marks!’ DT
“Has the war started?”
“Me? I have the Vapors! Ha ha.”
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