This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republicans, Tax Evasion and Facts Evasion

The news, as told through aphorisms, including tax evasion and even facts evasion!

The presidunce an idiot!

He’s very much admired in the muck.

Trump certainly is an accompliced politician.

Republicans are staging a full-scale Witless Protection Program.

Schiff happens. Get used to it.

We inquire, they perspire.

Trumpty-Dumpty sat on a wall / Trumpty-Dumpty had a bad fall / All the king’s horseshit and all the king’s men / Denied it and claimed it was “fake news” again!

Grate big cheeses.

Zuckerberg: Speaking Two-Facebook‘s agenda.

Zuckerberg’s focus is onlining his pockets.

Hey Britain: You Brexit, you buys it.

California was so terrifired it blacked out.

On the road today I saw another survey crew. Funny, they never ask me any questions.

In the big inning was baseball.

I never trusted Dracula right off the bat.

If vampires can’t see their own reflection in a mirror, how do they always get their hair to look so perfect?

Poltergeists are eerie-sponsible.

Don’t be superstitious, knock on imitation wood grain.

You made your bedlam, now sleep in it!

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!