Trump shows off his biggest Catch of the Day: Abu Bahr al-Baghdadi
After Trump had this Photo-Op, he put the Rat Traps out for the White House vermin in the pantry – but this time, VP Mike Pence joins him.
Shaking their heads at the messy Rat Trap before them; they look up to watch the Syria Raid Operation on a well-hung TV sharing buttered popcorn.
Mike, I’m gonna market this, what’da think,
“WE GOT THE OIL Popcorn”!
Yes, Boss – you’re so clever!
Look at him, Mike – he’s bigger than Obama’s Osama & deader than a doornail!
They say you were holding this operation secret from the Dems.
Hell, yes – they’d just ruin my fun! Now I can say it was a greater achievement than Obama’s bin Laden raid & you know what – he can’t even produce Sons!
It’s not his fault he had girls.
BTW, where are your boys on a solemn night like this?
Something about bowling. Bet you can’t say ‘Obama’s Osama’ 5 times!
(under his breath) Who wants to – you idiot!
Whad’ya say?
You say, al-Baghdadi cried like a baby?
Not really – but would my base believe me about his 3 kids with him?
They weren’t?
Who knows – ‘It’s made for TV’! But, we watched it in real time together; we bonded, didn’t we Bro?
Well, you got me off the John – but it’s O.K.
Mike, help me with my speech, okay? ‘We wanted him alive so we could kill him – but he was too quick’!
I don’t know, Donny. How about this: ‘al-Baghdadi climbed on the Rat Trap & closed the metal bar on himself like a ride at Disneyland’! No, this is even better – ‘He committed suicide before eating anything & saved America money on Cheese’! We’re a Team, boss!
No, I’m the Team!
You’re gonna take credit for this too?
Of course! The way I see it – if I get rid of Isis, the Taliban & cure Cancer by New Years – they can’t Impeach me.
Do it before Christmas & I won’t tell them about Ukraine, the 2 blondes & the redhead!
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Check out: “Caught in the Trump Trap – Bolton Takes the Cheese”!
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