Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick…
Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter Reed Hospital recently for Tests unknown!
But, everybody wonders why – can you guess what he really was calling in sick for?
10. INABILITY TO FART!
9. HAD A HANGNAIL!
8. HOOF, Twitter Finger & MOUTH DISEASE!
7. VP PENCE SAID, ‘YOU DON’T LOOK GOOD’!
6. FORTUNE COOKIE SAID, ‘LAY LOW’!
5. ACHILLES HEEL & BONE SPUR SPARRED!
4. KIM JONG UN THREATENED TO GIVE HIM ASIAN FLU!
3. TESTOSTERONE LEVEL PETERED OUT!
2. FOUND TRACES OF AGENT ORANGE!
And #1…
After that Ukraine Broad testified…
UNWITTINGLY STABBED HIMSELF IN THE AORTA!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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