This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!

The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls.

Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons.

Attorney General William Barr by donkeyhotey — Attorney General William Barr. Caricature by DonkeyHotey, flickr.com.

The president is an outsider. Of the law!

Whoever covers up must go down.

Poor Trump! Always the bribes made.

Ironic, isn’t it, that the “walls” are now closing in on you-know-who.

Pardons for war criminals? I’m surprised he didn’t pardon Benedict Arnold as well!

Trump’s secret service: To Russia With Love.

Life to Right-Wingers… without parole!

Never get your kicks from knee-jerk reactions.

A lying Stone will gather no pardon.

Climate change is taking the world by storm.

Venice drowning in global warming.

Reality: Believe in it or be leavin’ it.

Whether you see the glass as half-full or half-empty usually depends on how thirsty you are.

Hong Kong protests war on.

Who’s watching Big Brother? Big Muther?

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned because eventually they’ll crash.

Reject the quid pro status quo.

When angry, folk cuss.

Author
Recent Posts

Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!