The Stone Age vs Today's Kids... 'Tis the Season for Toys!

Stone Age kids played with sticks back in their day – keep that in mind when you’re standing in line at checkout in December.

David Letterman once said, when he was a kid he played with a stick!

Well, so did little Prehistoric Stone Age kids back in their day – so keep that in mind when you’re standing in line at Checkout in December.

It’s a shame – our over-indulged kids & grandkids get everything we never had… so, here’s a gentle wake-up call of what the parents said & what we’re still paying for in January!

Today B.T… Before Toys

A STICK A STICK

CHEMISTRY SET MOM’S BRONTOSAURUS STEW

STRYFE BLASTER JUST USE A BIGGER CLUB!

ETCH-A-SKETCH HIEROGLYPHICS – K thru 12

HULA HOOP SEX-ED for 12 & Under

EASY BAKE OVEN WILMA FLINTSTONE’S

1st APPLIANCE

BARREL OF MONKEYS 1st POLITICAL CAUCUS

BARBIE‘S DREAM HOUSE 1st BROTHEL PROTOTYPE

RUBIK’S CUBE 1st MENTAL HOSPITAL’S

COLOR-CODED FLOOR PLAN

BATTLE BOTS ARENA All the leftover parts from

‘THE WHEEL’

BRIDAL DOLL “Pfft – grab her hair, you idiot”!

CRAYON MAKER “We can’t have nice things – get away from that wall, Morgie”!

“SEE & SAY” “No, go get Grandma & she’ll do the sounds for free”!

And…

“GOODNIGHT MOON” Book “Damn, if I know what that is! Go back to sleep – there’s another one coming up at 6″!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha