The Academy Awards Goes to Washington - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Walk the Red, White & Blue Carpet with me as we watch them give out the 2020 Academy Awards — where everyone goes home with something!

And the Academy Awards Oscars go to…

BEST NARCISSIST…

DONALD TRUMP

BEST COMPLICIT RELATIVE…

IVANKA TRUMP

BEST TRUMP LACKEY…

‘I have your back’…KEVIN McCARTHY

BEST DEVIL WORSHIPER…

MITCH McCONNELL

BEST INNOCENT BYSTANDER…

LINDSEY GRAHAM

BEST CONSTITUTIONAL SPINNER…

ALAN DERSHEROWITZ

BEST OPTIMISTIC DRIVELER…

‘He’ll learn his lesson’…SUSAN COLLINS

BEST INJURED REPUBLICAN…

STEVE SCALISE

BEST Gov’t LOVERS…

LISA PAGE & PETER STRZOK

BEST SHREDDER…

NANCY PELOSI

BEST DISAPPEARING ACT…

RUDY GIULIANI

BEST National PRAYER BREAKFAST…

EGOS & SPOTTED DICK

BEST Daytime Allowed CURSE WORD…

BULL SH**!

BEST TRUMP VICTORY LAP…

JOGGING TO BURGER KING!

BEST ‘PERFECT CALL’…

I don’t know…ASK ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!

BEST ANIMATED SHEEP…

U.S. REPUBLICAN SENATORS

BEST Late-to-the-Party GUEST…

JOHN BOLTON

BEST 2020 FEMALE BABY NAME…

BURISMA

BEST KEYSTONE COPS POSSE…

DEVIN NUNES & JIM JORDAN

And…

BEST AMERICAN HERO…

MITT ROMNEY

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha