This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb

Republican sheep heard shear madness!

A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug.

You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap.

It’s not about “you,” it’s about U-S-A!

Fox news propaganda: “Talk-sick” for America.

Republicans: Their lies betray all.

To a list of those I respect and admire I must add Mitt.

Trump vs. Pelosi: Terrorist vs. Tearerist.

If you hate speech, shut-up!

Trump’s reelection campaign: For more fears!

Racist the urge to discriminate.

Republicans want health scare for all.

Conservatives are against any change that doesn’t end up in their own pocket.

Big business: Super-size Monopo-lies.

One-percenters have become too big for their riches.

Counting for more on less is governmental non-census.

If you’re all alone you’ve got no one to blame but yourself.

The perfect gift for the woman who has everything: More closet space!

How to make love last: Wait until the very end of the day.

Follow your heart until it stops.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!