This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas

All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell!

barr dogmas — Bill “The Pimp” Barr has his dogmas.

Trump’s living on Barr-owed time.

We need law and order, not loss and orders.

Stonewalls belong in prison.

Trump: A great American suck-cesspool story.

Ooze swamp is it anyway?

Trump richly deserves financial scrutiny.

Warning: Smoking guns may be hazardous to your wealth.

Out go subpoenas, income taxes.

I hope Trump eventually gets his wallop.

Preda-tours end in jail.

Nostalgia: Looking at things backwardly.

The only thing one-percenters want to fix is the election.

It was “moderate” Democrats who argued that Trump couldn’t win.

Without enough change we become a stagnation.

Bernin’ love trumps cold-hearted hate every time!

Free education from student debt.

They say soaps are the best way to avoid the coronavirus, so stay home and watch ’em.

Life goes on… line.

Don’t Pence me in!

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!