This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can't Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women's Vaginas!

Predators and legislators, STAY OUT!

Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect!

Those that swagger in often stagger out.

Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs.

Just call him the Hate White Grope.

Politics makes for strange bad fellows.

Scoundrels only answer to a lower power.

Brett Kavanaugh represents the supreme wart.

ERA for women: Equal Respect, Already!

Don’t abort women’s rights.

This administration consistently demonstrates ignorant skills.

The coronavirus is a worldwide bandemic.

Trump always makes the nuisance he’s an idiot.

Careful! Tarriffied economies can easily slip into depression.

Trump trade policies: A bullshitter in a China shop.

Wall Street panic crashes in it’s chips.

There’s a logical explanation for everything. Except people.

My imaginary childhood friend grew-up to become an unrealtor.

Why did the mannequin cross the road? To get to her plastic surgeon.

To be free, give yourself a way.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!