This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Flush the Tea Potty!

The tea potty is full of it.

Trump’s base is sneer to his heart.

Loyal tea oafs protect Trump.

Right-wing propaganda time: Lunatic talk.

The tea party believes in con’s piracy theories.

Resist Trump’s evilution.

In the room where it happened, colluders co-lied.

Geoffrey Berman was falsifired by vermin.

Trump Barrs oversight.

Uncle Sam’s constitution can’t stand much more of this abuse.

Laws against burning the flag are only designed to protect those wishing to wrap themselves in it.

Racist statues have hearts of stone.

Too many “Christians” are only forgiving themselves a free pass.

Liar, liar, Pence on fire.

Pinheads point to heaven without ever looking up.

Don’t make Jesus cross.

Only love can savior soul.

LGBT brothers and sisters: Take pride in your work, and in your Supreme accomplishment.

Pessimists: Wash your mouth out with hope.

Pray to give peace a chants.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!