Yes, Melania Trump got her warnings – also ‘not verified’!
Just like the President who sometimes gets his PDB every morning – 1st Lady Melania Trump received a Daily Briefing from her mother before she got married.
1st LADY’S DAILY BRIEFING: Top Ten
10. Don’t ask him to wear a condom unless you give him a Lone Ranger mask to go with it!
9. After sex, if he leaves money on the dresser – take it & leave change!
8. When he asks, ‘Was it good for you’ & he answers, ‘Yes, it was’…
7. Don’t get pregnant – he’ll brag he did it himself!
6. Don’t let any man make you change your face or boobs just so you can ride an escalator!
5. Don’t play golf with him because you’re a girl – and, two – he’d make you find his balls!
4. If it looks like a duck & smells like a duck…
3. If he asks if you’d like to live in a white house with a picketed fence – say ‘No, our Condo in Moscow is ready!
2. If he threatens to send you back to the old country – tell him, ‘Pfft, I LOVE NEW YORK’!
And, #1…If none of these don’t work – get a pet snake & tell him ‘It’s harmless’!
- Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls! - December 19, 2024
- A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded! - December 13, 2024
- All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies! - December 11, 2024
