What Trump DIDN'T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10

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I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President.
Watching the Chris Wallace interview was like looking thru a one-way mirror in a psych ward watching the truth serum kick in.
So did you hear what I heard?
10.  'Kayleigh, get me 'Lie #296' in the binder'!


  9.  'Kids today!  When I had the sniffles - my father would read me "Mein Kampf'!

8.  'I don't have a grudge & never mix them up - but I do think Joe O'Biden will lose'!

7.   'My favorite Beautiful War was the Civil War...loved it when Cap'n Butler finally gave Prissy minimum wage'!

6.  'My niece Mary, The Tramp; will never help me launder my money again'!  

  5.  She actually said in her book, my father's monster had been set free - but I can dance!

Mel Brooks, "Young Frankenstein" 1974
  4. 'Don't tell Melania I love Porn! 

I watch, I read, look at the stuff'!

  3. 'I know my History - 1492 was the first time someone ate Green Bean Casserole'!

  2.  'And, in the year 1619 - they put Fried Onions on it'!

 And #1...'You know, I always said I'll probably go to hell & I'll be right eventually'!
  
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I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President.

Watching the Chris Wallace interview was like looking thru a one-way mirror in a psych ward watching the truth serum kick in.

So did you hear what I heard?

10. ‘Kayleigh, get me ‘Lie #296′ in the binder’!

9. ‘Kids today! When I had the sniffles – my father would read me “Mein Kampf‘!

8. ‘I don’t have a grudge & never mix them up – but I do think Joe O’Biden will lose’!

7. ‘My favorite Beautiful War was the Civil War…loved it when Cap’n Butler finally gave Prissy minimum wage’!

6. ‘My niece Mary, The Tramp; will never help me launder my money again’!

5. She actually said in her book, my father’s monster had been set free – but I can dance!

Mel Brooks, “Young Frankenstein” 1974

4. ‘Don’t tell Melania I love Porn!

I watch, I read, look at the stuff’!

3. ‘I know my History – 1492 was the first time someone ate Green Bean Casserole’!

2. ‘And, in the year 1619 – they put Fried Onions on it’!

And #1…’You know, I always said I’ll probably go to hell & I’ll be right eventually’!

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