This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: A Serpent of the People

I saw a serpent who was snaked.

In deceit of power there sits a liar

Trump is awful. Of shit!

I don’t understand how people don’t understand.

There’s no protesting aloud in a fascist state.

Trump’s post office strategy: Stamping out democracy.

To avoid bad news, kill the messenger before he arrives.

Trump hates to give hope to racists.

Diss Pence with all his lies.

Never trust a headhunter who offers you a free haircut!

Hate red states bigotry.

Fox news: Alternate reali-teatime.

The earth’s temperature has risen to withering heights.

Philosophers take note: If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s there to hear it, it does make a sound: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

Insomniacs can only dream of sleep.

Average people reap as they so-so.

Weigh too much dieting is going on.

Soda commercials: Telling it. Like it. Fizz.

To be safe, beware there’s danger.

Nowhere you aren’t.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!