This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

So you think you can dunce?

Trump is like a breath of fresh err.

Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell.

Ignorance doesn’t know what it doesn’t know, and is damn proud of it!

Trump only listens to “yes” men who don’t “no” anything.

Self-centered people spend way too much time with themselves.

Only a real asshole is this full of shit!

Trump: The little boy who cried “Fox!”

At least the laughing-stock market is at an all-time high.

No shame nowadays, only shams.

Trump justice Barring the truth.

I think Fox news would attract a lot more liberal viewers, if only they’d add a laugh-track.

Opinions are no substitute for facts.

Climate change deniers are playing with fire.

Never follow those who are lost.

Non-violent protestors: Speak your peace.

A book of aphorisms is great to keep in the bathroom. Just don’t run out of toilet paper!

There’s a hidden security in obscurity.

If you can’t think of anything nice to say, go into politics.

Don’t love talking, talk loving!

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!