Your Brain on Aphorisms: Bungholes - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes!

Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election.

It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name.

Tea Party politicians seek lunatic fringe benefits.

Trump knows a great scam when he seize it.

Radical lies with Fox news.

Never trust a truthless smile.

The Trump lie-brary adds volumes every day.

Only one verdict per jury.

Infractions speak louder than words.

For most, Trump is unfit.

Voters shouldn’t gamble with political “odds” that are so obviously crooked.

I bid one no-Trump.

People who don’t vote are a vacant lot.

Dump Trump, dispense with Pence, and abort Manafort.

Quell the sequel!

Kim Jong-Un has made a Korea of duping ignorant fools.

Nothing people believe is unreal.

Life wheely is a circle.

Ax of love cut down on hate.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!