First 10 Things Biden Will Do As President! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to Git-R-Done!

Besides fumigate, decontaminate, delouse & throw out all the Sharpies in the White House – here’s 10 more things I, Joe Biden will do when I get elected!

1. CLOSE ALL BORDERS – JOSE TRUMP THREATENED TO RUN!

2. COUNT THE SILVERWARE!

3. DUST OFF HIS BOOK!

4. WHILE I’M AT IT – DUST OFF WILBUR ROSS IN THE CORNER!

5. DONATE TRUMP’S CROWN, SCEPTER & TIARAS TO ENGLAND’S GOODWILL STORE!

6. CASH IN TRUMP’S GOLD TOILET TO PAY OFF HIS GOLF TRIPS, DIPPITY DO & THE NATIONAL DEBT!

7. TOSS OUT ALL TRUMP’S PROCLAMATIONS, EXECUTIVE & KFC ORDERS!

8. WISH PUTIN & KIM JONG UN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR – BUT THAT’S IT!

9. PURSUE & PROSECUTE ALL TRUMP’S SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS TILL MY DYING DAY!

Marilyn Sands told me to say that!

And 10. “RUSSIA, IF YOU’RE LISTENING – OVER & OU…”!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha