Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

Trump is Putin’s laptop dog.

Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame.

Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least.

Propagandists attack in formation.

Republicans are hoping to runoff with Georgia in a mudslide.

Presidential pardons: Guilty party favors.

Money buys a paper view.

There’s a bloodsucker borne every minute.

Trump’s swan song: “Should I Stay or Should I Go Crazy?”

What time is it in America? Half-past assinine.

Anti-maskers demand their free doom of choice.

No fear. Also, no sense.

Our forests are being cut down to sighs.

Protect victimmigrants.

Sports psychology: Put me on, coach!

Slang is just a phrase we’re going through.

Holy bliss sings gospel music.

Don’t blame politicians too much; when you’re always running it’s difficult to still stand for anything.

Pigs reap as they sow.

Pimp my blimp so I’ll have a Goodyear.

Author
Recent Posts

Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!