In effect, with this long overdue colonic cleansing, we’ll be giving Trump the ol’ heave ho!
Come back here – this is a celebration! Let’s get this party started – pull my finger!
The way I see it, it’ll be a 2-way street, ridding ourselves of toxic crap from both ends & what a glorious sight – well, if you take away the visuals! ha ha
When that glory day comes, in the privacy of our own home & at exactly 12 noon, we’ll do what I call:
‘Collective Colonic Cleansing.’
‘Clean as a whistle’ is what I’m talkin’ about – for every last lie, idiotic tweet & phony signed Proclamation.
Rubbery-legged & wobbly like newly hatched chicks – out we’ll come into a brand new world free of Trump, Inc.
No more Presidential Candidates who owe more than a quarter to a foreign country, make sh_ _ up every day or have a Model wife!
That’s right, we don’t want our President’s wife to look too good in clothes (or without either) – makes our humble ‘Wal-Mart’ duds look shabby.
And, no more playing Footsie with their daughter under the kitchen table – even if you did say you dropped your Sharpie!
No more Porn Star escapades with or without a condom! Leave that to my neighbor Randy, who definitely needs a new set of Venetian blinds!
No more sons-in-law who Back Channel & claim they could Part the Red Sea just because they once had a Corned Beef on Rye with Russian Dressing. And, no – he can hold his own Pickle!
No businesses on the side or Stepford children who blurt out family secrets explaining exactly where they get their walkin’ around money.
And, for G-d’s sake – no more narcissism in the White House – leave the ego, hairballs & aloofness to a pet cat!
There will be that time, I promise you. ‘Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon’.
January 20, 2021 to be exact. Unless he runs back to get his toothbrush!
- Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6 - February 4, 2025
- Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time! - January 29, 2025
- Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes! - January 23, 2025
